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J'ai publié les 4 premiers chapitres de ma fanfic Star Wars :

Ça se déroule entre les épisodes 3 et 4, et ne concerne à priori aucun personnage canon. Pour le moment, c'est surtout l'histoire d'orphelin qui cherchent à fuir une planète gouvernée par le crime.

Si vous aimez star wars, n'hésitez surtout pas à la lire, et si vous aimez, un petit kudos me fera grandement plaisir. :)

Woke hero Toot Fiction 

"In order to gain the power to defeat the vilain, you'll have to make a sacrifi...
- Ok, no, fuck that shit!
- What ?
- I don't care about this power. I'm just trying to help in defeating this big Jerk who have taken over the world and is doing crime against every sentient or even non-sentient being. Shit, they are probably doing crime against fucking rocks. And you are asking sacrifice of me ?
- But the power...
- Shut up! I sacrificed my life to this shit already. I could have found a nice place, removed from everything or what-not...
- But...
- No but! What? Do you think it was all fun and game until now? I have lost dear friends and parents, nearly died at least a dozen time, I made a handful of dedicated enemies because lets face it, I didn't know what I was doing. And I didn't ask for any of it. I tried backing away from this bullshit destiny and it bite me in the ass again and again. I don't even know when was the last time I had a good night sleep. Good old Hero's Journey stuff. And now, you want that I give something more? You don't think I have suffer enough? Do I have to die to save the world too?
- ...
- What?
- Nothing...
- Oh for fuck sake...
- ...
- Do you even know what you are going to do after I kill the big Jerk? I mean you have at least think about the aftermath? The power vacuum will be at least as bad as them.
- We were kinda hoping you would fill it.
- Me??? I mean... well at least it means I'm not supposed to die, so that's good news I guess? But look, I don't know anything about government and stuff. I just know how to fight. I'm not even a moral compass. Seriously... Is it even worth it that I fight?
- You can't be serious!
- Why? What guaranties the next rulers won't be as much huge Jerk face as the one in place?
- Dude, I'm pretty sure anybody would be better at this point.
- Yeah well, it's not enough. Does this awesome power you promise me can solve this problem somehow?
- It's just a awesomely destructive move...
- Yeah, fuck this, I think I'll pass. My time and energy will be better spent trying to fix the society..."

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Uploaded a time-lapse of me drawing Rose and Kanaya from Homestuck.

I pretty much had no idea what I was doing the entire time.

#mastoart #homestuck

Ça faisait longtemps que j'avais pas ouvert ce compte...

The Big Bad Guy: "So you see, were are alike you and me..."

The Good Guy: "What ? Fuck no!"

BBG: "You know in your heart it is true! You just can't accept it! That's why it hurt so much!"

GG : "Dude! You enslaved an entire population and killed billions of people, just so you can have that big dumb status of yours and write History to your advantage."

BBG: "See! You are oppressing me! You don't respect my aspirations!!!"

GG: "... You ! Killed ! People !"

BBG: "I had a ruff upbringing..."

GG: "No, you didn't! You're from one of the wealthiest family in the entire universe!"

BBG: "But I was low on the power game..."

GG: "..."

BBG: "One christmass I didn't have the toy I wanted..."

GG: "You're Serious about this..."

BBG: "My father never lay his hand of me, so clearly he didn't loved me enough"

GG: "Just shut up already..."

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Une chose est certaine, je ne suis pas doué pour le design... >_<

Faudra quand même que je mette à jour mon message d'accueil à un moment donné, il est pas super accueillant en l'état... 🙄

Et hop, je poste presque jamais, mais j'ai quand même vérifier mon compte. ^^"

Playing with and accomplishing not much... but it's fun nonetheless.

It's the year 2023, Disney own every entertainment in the US and most of the world's... Creator are to afraid to do anything without a contract with Disney or any of the few remaining entertainment company, by fear of legal pursuit from Disney.

Except in porn...

Porn remain the last bastion of creativity. Not with the porn itself mind you, the puritans made sure of that, but Disney won't sue you if you make it porn and don't blatantly use their IP...

🦊 Judabur 🦊

Voici Judabur, le familier de
C'est un⋅e renard 🦊.


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